Food for those who don't like food.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Someday I'll get it.

Did you ever have that feeling that you're fly is down? Egg in your face? Toilet paper on your foot...even when absolutely nothing was wrong.

It's quite irritating.

It also accurately describes my ability to interact socially. Imagine this feeling every time you talk. You start off thinking you know what you know, but in the end you are just so unsure of why you said what you said in the first place that you don't even want to finish. All the while people are too nice to tell you that there is an enormous snot slug hanging from your left nostril. Ah, that and they forgot to pay attention to a word you were saying.

Maybe I'm just a little slow, but someday somewhere somehow, I will learn to shut my trap.


jasmine said...

Sorry to read that you've stopped your other blog, but it's totally understandable. Glad to know you are still around...


The Overworked Barista said...

Yep, and I may even post a recipe or two around here, just for good measure. Maybe I can scare away my regular blog crowd with fennel.

Mmm...death my fronds.